Lovebirds With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'...and do you, Rachael, take Josh, in sickness and health, seriousness and jest...'

At least our marriage is build on a solid foundation.

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

The Scanner Of Love.

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Aging together

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

Bookworm Romance

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Underwater wedding!

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

Spokane County Police Department

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

Barn Wedding

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"No, you open yours first."

'Ever considered playing EASY to get?'

The Honeymooners.

The Big Jump

'I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying if you're RIGHT, I'm a Dutch uncle.'

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

"This personal lubricant has an expiration date of 2025 - just saying."

"There's gotta be a way of attracting the ladies that isn't so %$#@ exhausting."

"I'm also available in .pdf format if you're more comfortable with that."

'Yes, Operator, I'm holding.'

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

"...Just checking there's no spotty gwobbly bogeymen under the bed."

'Come here immediately and explain why you sent me only one Valentine's card!'

Athletic lovers hop, skip jump & LEAP!

"Well, we met on a 'Car Seat Safety' group. I joined to troll, she was a moderator, the rest is history."

Carpal Tunnel of Love