Lovebirds In Banter Pillows

'I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying if you're RIGHT, I'm a Dutch uncle.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Aging together

Bookworm Romance

Kissing on the golf course

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

Underwater wedding!

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

Spokane County Police Department

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

Golfer couple just married

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

Petting in the park.

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

'Of course you always offer 'concrete solutions.' Your head is full of cement.'

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

A real turkey lunch.

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

"There's gotta be a way of attracting the ladies that isn't so %$#@ exhausting."

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

"He was twelve when we first met. Now, he;s twenty one... Stone, that is."

"If you don't want me to sound like that when I imitate you, then don't sound like that when you talk to me."

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

'You're totally unreasonable.'

At least our marriage is build on a solid foundation.