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Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Double Saxophone

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Lambo

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Maps to the Stars

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"I have to go wee-wee."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

Eskimo in Igloo

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"