Comedic Safety Officers Gifts

'You can only come in if you've been CRB checked.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"My computer just texted me."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Safety Barriers

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Fire door.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"I'm going in."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Lab safety Rule No. 1

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

No Smoking.