Comedic Safety Enthusiasts Gifts

"What were his last words?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Safety Barriers

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Rusk Assessment Form

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Watch Your Step

"You heading south again this summer?"

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Jeff was watching his weight.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Deer Crossing.

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

"Jeffrey, this is Marcus, your new Stunt Double. He'll be riding your tricycle for you from now on."

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"