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'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Man wearing a dog cone

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Santa Claws...

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

Cookie Thief

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

Bad Dog!

Ice Cream Lover

'Holy S**t!'

'Clown fish ... '

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

"It's finally fur coat weather."

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

"We're in for the night."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."

Why dogs never attend baseball games.

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."