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Fears

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Car Rides - Cats

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"Reproduction furniture."

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

Swiss Army General.

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

"I'm under a restraining order."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.