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Fears

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Car Rides - Cats

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"Reproduction furniture."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Swiss Army General.

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"I'm under a restraining order."