Comedic Furniture Admirer Gifts

"Reproduction furniture."

"Surprise!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'Decorating on a shoestring'

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

"I'm under a restraining order."

"Very minimalist"

Swiss Army General.

Santa uses reindeer parts.

Santa in house sees SandmanJack FrostEaster BunnyTooth Fairy with spare space for Santa Claus.

Centurion with an empty plate.

Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf

'Harry, what's happened to us?'

Satan has boxes on his desk labeled "Guilty" and "Guilty".

'Early Toupees'.