Comedic Furniture Admirer Mugs

"Reproduction furniture."

"Surprise!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'Decorating on a shoestring'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

"I'm under a restraining order."

"Very minimalist"

Swiss Army General.

Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf

'Harry, what's happened to us?'

'Early Toupees'.

"It's refreshing to meet a despot with a sense of ergonomics."

Satan has boxes on his desk labeled "Guilty" and "Guilty".

Centurion with an empty plate.