Comedic Incarceration Vibes Gifts

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Prisoner still life painting.

Wow. A corner office at last

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

'Let's get a kitty.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

'What are you in for?'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

You gonna eat your pickle?

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

Arrows Pointing The Blame.

All I'm saying is, the next time you go for a perp walk, I'd like to be included.

'Well, it's a little intimidating. All I managed to smuggle in was a comb.'

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

Prison Library: Do Not Press The Escape Key On Prison Computers.

Term Life Insurance

Convict Ties

You're right. It really opens the place up.

Prison windows.

'Just think of it as your time share condo.'

'Does this orange jumpsuit make my butt look big?'

'I saw him first!'

Wordplay: Freedom.

HM Prison Vet

I started to scratch off the days, but then I went a little crazy.

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

"Sometimes it seems there just aren't enough hours in the day."