Comedic Incarceration Vibes T-Shirts

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Prisoner still life painting.

Wow. A corner office at last

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

'What are you in for?'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

Arrows Pointing The Blame.

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

'Well, it's a little intimidating. All I managed to smuggle in was a comb.'

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

Convict Ties

'Does this orange jumpsuit make my butt look big?'

Prison windows.

'Just think of it as your time share condo.'

You're right. It really opens the place up.

Term Life Insurance

Prison Library: Do Not Press The Escape Key On Prison Computers.

'I saw him first!'

Wordplay: Freedom.

'Lying bastards! - They told me a duvet was far better than sheets and blankets!'

HM Prison Vet

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

"Sometimes it seems there just aren't enough hours in the day."