Comedic Economist Pillows

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Eddie, the 'old economy' is making a comeback..."

'I'd like to hear your experts' opinion about the development of the gold market, sir.'

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

Costing Money.

'I'm sorry dear, I'm going to live by myself, I need to economise!'

"The bad new is we lost five million dollars last quarter, but it could have been worse. It could have been our money."

"Spend, and the world spends with you. Save, and you save alone."

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Zoo: No Hunting.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Trickledown economics

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Office of economic forecasting.

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Monkey Business College

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'