Comedic Economist Gifts

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Eddie, the 'old economy' is making a comeback..."

'I'd like to hear your experts' opinion about the development of the gold market, sir.'

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

Loans. I've been living within my means, but now I want to work on a larger canvas!

Costing Money.

'I'm sorry dear, I'm going to live by myself, I need to economise!'

"The bad new is we lost five million dollars last quarter, but it could have been worse. It could have been our money."

"Spend, and the world spends with you. Save, and you save alone."

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Zoo: No Hunting.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Trickledown economics

Office of economic forecasting.

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'