Comedic Debaters Gifts

"I fear the IRS doesn't share your view that tall men should pay more taxes."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Changing Minds

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Pop up begger.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

The book is so much better than the film..

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"The first week back is always the hardest"

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

Fisherman Funneral

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

Safety Pin

"Connect the dots"

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Two women are hosting a radio show called Ask Sadie.