Comedic Debaters T-Shirts

"I fear the IRS doesn't share your view that tall men should pay more taxes."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Changing Minds

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Pop up begger.

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

The book is so much better than the film..

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"The first week back is always the hardest"

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'

"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"

Fisherman Funneral

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

Safety Pin

"You read the exit sign. The eye chart is behind you."

Two women are hosting a radio show called Ask Sadie.

"Connect the dots"