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Wedding Day Itinerary.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

Pop up begger.

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

Fisherman Funneral

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'