Comedic Curiosity Gifts

Christian scientist with a appendicitis ahead (Please do not laugh.)

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Choose, Fenster

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"My computer just texted me."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'It's Blurred.'

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

Sleigh Ride

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"Hey! This is news."

Glimpses One Dollar

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

The violin lesson

"You heading south again this summer?"

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

A guy is looking at his car that's about to go over some falls.

Men and Women's changing rooms