Comedic Curiosity Gifts

Christian scientist with a appendicitis ahead (Please do not laugh.)

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"My computer just texted me."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Choose, Fenster

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'It's Blurred.'

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Sleigh Ride

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Glimpses One Dollar

"Hey! This is news."

The violin lesson

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'