Comedic Archaeologist Pillows

'I couldn't find any mastodons, and besides, this is a big darn rabbit!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Zoo: No Hunting.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

Monkey Business College

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"I expected to see some politicians in there!"

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

'I don't remember his name, but he also sold me $14,000 worth of aluminum siding.'

Tree growing

So the short answer is no; these aren't billable hours.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

Lambo