Comedian Judge Gifts

Searching for a gift for a comedian judge? Discover witty mugs, hilarious t-shirts, cozy pillows, and striking art prints that blend humor and authority. Perfect for those who judge with a punchline and make everyone laugh.

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'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.' mockup

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

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Gary turns 40.

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'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!' mockup

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

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'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?' mockup

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

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'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.' mockup

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

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'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.' mockup

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

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'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.' mockup

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

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"Impartiality becomes you."

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Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?' mockup

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

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"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud." mockup

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

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Judge

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'Make sport of the Queen.'

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"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?" mockup

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

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"And what's more, you have a complete disrespect for the law."

"And what's more, you have a complete disrespect for the law." mockup

"And what's more, you have a complete disrespect for the law."

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Well, since your sentence is only for five years, you might as well go on home now.

Well, since your sentence is only for five years, you might as well go on home now. mockup

Well, since your sentence is only for five years, you might as well go on home now.

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Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep mockup

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

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"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct."

"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct." mockup

"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct."

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"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

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It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida. mockup

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

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'How bad is it?'

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'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

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'He's a little unpredictable, but with the right combination of medication and therapy, he can make an impact on this league.'

'He's a little unpredictable, but with the right combination of medication and therapy, he can make an impact on this league.' mockup

'He's a little unpredictable, but with the right combination of medication and therapy, he can make an impact on this league.'

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"My attorney feels it's unwise for me to continue to represent you."

"My attorney feels it's unwise for me to continue to represent you." mockup

"My attorney feels it's unwise for me to continue to represent you."

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Computer questionning a witness.

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"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

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Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos. mockup

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

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"I forgot to call in dead."

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'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.' mockup

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

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'We're requesting a delay so my client can appear on lots of talk shows.'

'We're requesting a delay so my client can appear on lots of talk shows.' mockup

'We're requesting a delay so my client can appear on lots of talk shows.'

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'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.' mockup

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

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'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.' mockup

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

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'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!'

'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!' mockup

'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!'

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'Let's keep a tight rein on this game. Emotions are running hight.'

'Let's keep a tight rein on this game. Emotions are running hight.' mockup

'Let's keep a tight rein on this game. Emotions are running hight.'

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'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!' mockup

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

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Comedian Judge Gifts Collection

Comedian Judge Mugs

Looking for more laugh-out-loud mugs? Explore our humorous judge-themed mugs collection and add some comedy to your daily routine.

Comedian Judge Pillows

Check out our amusing judge-themed pillows—great for adding a touch of humor to any living space or office.

Comedian Judge Prints

Browse our humorous judge prints to brighten up any room with wit and judicial charm.

Comedian Judge T-Shirts

Discover our collection of funny judge t-shirts—ideal for expressing your courtroom comedy spirit or giving a clever gift.