Comedian Of The Courts Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the sharp humor and cleverness of a comedian of the courts? Our collection offers witty mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints tailored for those who blend comedy with legal insight. Ideal for lawyers, judges, or anyone with a courtroom sense of humor, these products make a smart, funny statement about life in the law. Add a touch of comedy and personality to their everyday accessories and decor.

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'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!' mockup

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

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Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!' mockup

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

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'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.' mockup

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

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'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!' mockup

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

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'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.' mockup

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

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"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient." mockup

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

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Gary turns 40.

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"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?" mockup

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

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"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour." mockup

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

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"Bailiff."

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Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief mockup

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

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"You can't plead cute."

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'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.' mockup

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

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"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?" mockup

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

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"#notguilty."

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'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?' mockup

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

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'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?' mockup

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

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"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household." mockup

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

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"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!" mockup

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

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'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.'' mockup

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

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"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt." mockup

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

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'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.' mockup

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

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"I must insist on my lawyer present." mockup

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

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Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.' mockup

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual." mockup

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.' mockup

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

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"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'." mockup

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

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'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!' mockup

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

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"Why won't you cuddle?"

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"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused." mockup

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

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'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!' mockup

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

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Comedian Of The Courts Gifts Collection

Comedian Of The Courts Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous courtroom mugs—great for lawyers and legal professionals who love a good laugh with their morning coffee.

Comedian Of The Courts Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows that add personality and comedy to any space, crafted for lawyers, judges, and legal humor enthusiasts.

Comedian Of The Courts Prints

Browse our clever courtroom prints—ideal for legal professionals who want to bring humor and style to their office or home decor.

Comedian Of The Courts T-Shirts

Discover our witty T-shirts that showcase courtroom humor—perfect for legal professionals who enjoy making a statement with their clothing.