Courtroom Commedian Gifts

Looking for a gift for the courtroom comedian who always keeps the court entertained? Our collection features witty, fun items that highlight their sharp sense of humor and love for courtroom antics. Whether they’re a lawyer, judge, or a humor-loving friend, these gifts add a spark of comedy to their legal world, blending cleverness with a laugh-out-loud twist.

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'Permission to treat the counselor as hostile?'

'Permission to treat the counselor as hostile?' mockup

'Permission to treat the counselor as hostile?'

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'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?' mockup

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

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Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!' mockup

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

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'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!' mockup

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

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'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.' mockup

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

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"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient." mockup

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

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Gary turns 40.

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"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?" mockup

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

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"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour." mockup

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

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"Bailiff."

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Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief mockup

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

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'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!' mockup

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

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"You can't plead cute."

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'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.' mockup

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

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"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?" mockup

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

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"#notguilty."

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'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?' mockup

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

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"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household." mockup

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

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"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!" mockup

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

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'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.'' mockup

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

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"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt." mockup

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

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'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.' mockup

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

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"I must insist on my lawyer present." mockup

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

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Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.' mockup

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual." mockup

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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"Not guilty?"

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'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.' mockup

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

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'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!' mockup

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

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"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'." mockup

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

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A baby in court

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"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!" mockup

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

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"Why won't you cuddle?"

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"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused." mockup

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

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Courtroom Commedian Gifts Collection

Courtroom Commedian Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs designed for courtroom comedians—perfect for adding a dash of wit to their daily routine.

Courtroom Commedian Pillows

Discover our humorous pillows, great for legal professionals who love to add a witty touch to their space.

Courtroom Commedian Prints

Browse our comedic print collection to bring a humorous vibe to any courtroom or legal office environment.

Courtroom Commedian T-Shirts

Check out our selection of funny t-shirts that celebrate courtroom comedy with clever slogans and playful designs.