Combines Love For Films And Birds Gifts

Bates Motel Birdhouse

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cyclist Flamingoes

New York Scatological Society

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

Closed for Summer.

Artist Hazards

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

Online

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

"The problem with being a roadrunner is coping with the darn potholes! I've twisted my ankle again..."

Who do you think you're kidding! There's no such thing as "Gull Scout Cookies."

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.