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Bates Motel Birdhouse

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

New York Scatological Society

Cyclist Flamingoes

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

Closed for Summer.

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Online

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

Artist Hazards

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

I Speak Your Weight: "Lay off the pizza and chips!"

"The problem with being a roadrunner is coping with the darn potholes! I've twisted my ankle again..."

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.