Bird Documentary Devotee T-Shirts

Birdwatchers watching a bird documentary.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

French Early Bird

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

Conducting the crows.

'I love show biz!'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

Field guide to North American plumbers

"Hold on, you can't attack her! Can't you see she's pregnant!"

"We'll have whatever they are at the next table."

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

Closed for Summer.

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

What's on? A duckumentary.

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Smirking hyena.

Happy Birthday, Bimba

'Whoa! You're right - they DO shed their skins!'

"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."

Lions try reverse psychology: 'Zebras taste yukky! 'And these are way too boney!'

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

Bates Motel Birdhouse

Only one Partridge in a pear tree? Mr. Jones next door gave his true love two partridges.

"Angela! Come quick! The Johnsons are on National Geographic and you'll never guess what they're doing?"e on National