Colorful Careerist Gifts

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

My brilliant career

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'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Carioca

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

The world's most unemployable family

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Crotchet

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Clown's In and Out Trays.

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'