Future Careerist Gifts

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

My brilliant career

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

Amateur Palmist

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

Wow. You're amazing!

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

"I think I've been spending too much time here at work. When I went home last night my wife didn't recognize me and had me arrested for trespassing."

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'Big Issue...'

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

Cat and the Eight Ball.

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Palm Reader...

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"I'll be right back."

You are more than your job description.

Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).

'He asked for a raise.'

'You don't have much of a work history, do you, Mr. Laren?'

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"