Color-conscious Gadget Enthusiast T-Shirts

'AAAH! The new fall colors are out!'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Dawing your Cellphone

"Too bright."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Bicycle sat nav.

Just call me Picasso!

They were mysteriously drawn together

'E-books?'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'