Collision Comrade Gifts

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

"Bad dog."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"You fly into a window, too?"

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Sloth traffic jam.

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"I never expected to collide into you!"

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'

"Once you have a collider, every problem starts to look like a particle."