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'Would you like me to check your coat?'

"Bad dog."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"You fly into a window, too?"

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Sloth traffic jam.

When protons collide...

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"I never expected to collide into you!"

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Who has two thumbs and

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

"There, that ought to hold you."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

Dog Confession

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'