College Reminiscers Gifts

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'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'The little punks were waving a red flag at me! In my youth, I would have given them a run for their money!'

"This is a weird frat."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Ned thinks back to his youth.

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."

Graduation.

"I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave"

'You'll never forget your college experience, though grades indicate you've tried.'

'What was I like 20 years ago? I was younger, thinner, better looking, sexier. . . and poorer.'

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

'Don't let her charm you. When we were in the lunch room, I saw her eating veggies.'

Honest Sir, I am doing my work. See, I've drawn a blank.

"I played polo in college."

'No, that's my photo above the caption: 'Student most likely to succeed'.'

'I'm afraid all those goldfish you swallowed back in college have finally caught up with you.'

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.

"I see you went to college on a wrestling scholarship."

"I tried some in college, but I never inhaled."

"Electricity isn't as good as it used to be"

'Look Darling, it's Crazy Eddie from University. He hasn't changed a bit.'

"It was a party school."

'I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. It was a shovel.'