College Kid Corners Gifts

"Believe me, you don't want to visit that club. Its members drone on and on."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"My homework ate my dog."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

Lost Season

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Student Food Pyramid

Student Debt

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."