School Scorners Gifts

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

I drive, therefore I am.

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

'Just doing the school run.'

"Just the galoshes and coat, Timmy."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

Cleaning Lockers.

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

"Believe me, you don't want to visit that club. Its members drone on and on."

'You are good with kids, but you need a teaching credential to teach.'

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

"Baldo, I can't believe you waited 'til the last minute to get your hair cut! You have school pictures tomorrow, and your barber is closed. That's nothing but procrastination!"

An evil snake coiled around a warning road sign for childrens crossing.

Sarah suddenly remembers how much she hates carpool

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

"It's the school run."

"How was your first day back at school?"

Yes, I have one right next door to a school!

Teacher's Lounge: 'Do Not Enter' sign aimed at children.

What makes you so sure Alayna pulled the fire alarm? High school.

'I've been sent to the Principal's office before, but this is the first time I've ever been subpoenaed!'

"Your daughter is always tired, struggles to keep up and doesn't respond well to authority. Anyway, thanks for coming in, mom and dad."