School Insider Gifts

Teacher's Lounge: 'Do Not Enter' sign aimed at children.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Exam

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

Fiscal cliff

High School

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"