School Insider Pillows

Teacher's Lounge: 'Do Not Enter' sign aimed at children.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Exam

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I started a collection!"

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Fiscal cliff

High School

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"