Academic Insiders Pillows

The Pi Advantage

Flags

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Scientists are sexy

Lesser known greek gods,

K9 Literati

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Privacy - Surveillance

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

Newton's vacation

Gold versus Knowledge

A Brain Drain

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'It's terribly frustrating. For 37 years he's been trying to prove that things equal to the same thing are not equal to each other.'

Man about executive: 'Success went to his head. There was plenty of room there.'

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

The institute.

Philosophy and World Affairs: Being in the Now and Being in the Know.

"A penny for your thoughts." "Why Euclid had no friends."

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

'Darwin at a turning point' ' On the other hand, it would be a lot less trouble to go along with creationism.'