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Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

Scientists are sexy

Lesser known greek gods,

K9 Literati

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Privacy - Surveillance

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

Gold versus Knowledge

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

Newton's vacation

A Brain Drain

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

'It's terribly frustrating. For 37 years he's been trying to prove that things equal to the same thing are not equal to each other.'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

Man about executive: 'Success went to his head. There was plenty of room there.'

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"A penny for your thoughts." "Why Euclid had no friends."

Philosophy and World Affairs: Being in the Now and Being in the Know.

The institute.

Mathematician listens to a 'PiPod'