Uni Insider Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the university insider in your life? Whether they’re a dedicated student, a passionate professor, or a proud alum, our collection offers witty and thoughtful products. From coffee mugs that celebrate campus life to t-shirts that shout their school pride, find the perfect way to honor their insider knowledge and love for all things university.

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"To talk about the 76% of my time preparing lectures, press one. To talk about why adjunct professors teach most of the classes, press two, to talk. . ."

"To talk about the 76% of my time preparing lectures, press one. To talk about why adjunct professors teach most of the classes, press two, to talk. . ." mockup

"To talk about the 76% of my time preparing lectures, press one. To talk about why adjunct professors teach most of the classes, press two, to talk. . ."

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Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings mockup

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

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"National security adviser"

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Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100. mockup

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

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"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!" mockup

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

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Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?' mockup

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

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"Dad, why does a huge beast like that let such a small bully control it?"

"Dad, why does a huge beast like that let such a small bully control it?" mockup

"Dad, why does a huge beast like that let such a small bully control it?"

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Fiscal cliff

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The Filibuster.

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'As a career goal, I'd like to work in government, get the goods on someone, and write a tell-all book.'

'As a career goal, I'd like to work in government, get the goods on someone, and write a tell-all book.' mockup

'As a career goal, I'd like to work in government, get the goods on someone, and write a tell-all book.'

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'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...' mockup

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

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Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed

Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed mockup

Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed

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'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.' mockup

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

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The institute.

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GOP surprise.

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The Pi Advantage

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"You know what I like about power? It's so damn empowering."

"You know what I like about power? It's so damn empowering." mockup

"You know what I like about power? It's so damn empowering."

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'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:' mockup

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

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"We can't even admit we work here." mockup

"We can't even admit we work here."

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"Even though it's an honorary degree, we have to bill you for 4 years of tuition."

"Even though it's an honorary degree, we have to bill you for 4 years of tuition." mockup

"Even though it's an honorary degree, we have to bill you for 4 years of tuition."

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'We finally found the source of all those wikileaks!'

'We finally found the source of all those wikileaks!' mockup

'We finally found the source of all those wikileaks!'

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GOP tent door

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'If there is office politics going on, then lets make sure the incumbents stay in power.'

'If there is office politics going on, then lets make sure the incumbents stay in power.' mockup

'If there is office politics going on, then lets make sure the incumbents stay in power.'

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'It's outrageous - they don't want to be proper students like us at all - they come here to work!'

'It's outrageous - they don't want to be proper students like us at all - they come here to work!' mockup

'It's outrageous - they don't want to be proper students like us at all - they come here to work!'

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The Darling Buds of Theresa May.

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'I knew I should have learnt more management speak!'

'I knew I should have learnt more management speak!' mockup

'I knew I should have learnt more management speak!'

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'So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form Ac/765...'

'So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form Ac/765...' mockup

'So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form Ac/765...'

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"And now... the latest dope from Washington..."

"And now... the latest dope from Washington..." mockup

"And now... the latest dope from Washington..."

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'They offered a compromise - it's sort of tenure, but I still have have to teach freshman English.'

'They offered a compromise - it's sort of tenure, but I still have have to teach freshman English.' mockup

'They offered a compromise - it's sort of tenure, but I still have have to teach freshman English.'

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"It's a safe seat."

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"It's not about the money. It's about buying politicians and running the country."

"It's not about the money. It's about buying politicians and running the country." mockup

"It's not about the money. It's about buying politicians and running the country."

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Teacher's Lounge: 'Do Not Enter' sign aimed at children.

Teacher's Lounge: 'Do Not Enter' sign aimed at children. mockup

Teacher's Lounge: 'Do Not Enter' sign aimed at children.

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'Your 'No lobbyist left behind' initiative is a huge success.'

'Your 'No lobbyist left behind' initiative is a huge success.' mockup

'Your 'No lobbyist left behind' initiative is a huge success.'

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'While the campus master plan does not provide for one, it does not rule out the possibility of a COSTCO.'

'While the campus master plan does not provide for one, it does not rule out the possibility of a COSTCO.' mockup

'While the campus master plan does not provide for one, it does not rule out the possibility of a COSTCO.'

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"Four terms in Congress have giveb me the kind of ying which I believe could make some real yang out here in the private sector."

"Four terms in Congress have giveb me the kind of ying which I believe could make some real yang out here in the private sector." mockup

"Four terms in Congress have giveb me the kind of ying which I believe could make some real yang out here in the private sector."

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Uni Insider Gifts Collection

Uni Insider Mugs

Discover our range of university insider mugs—perfect for students and alumni to showcase their campus pride with humor and style.

Uni Insider Pillows

Check out custom pillows featuring university insider themes—great for sprucing up dorm rooms, offices, or cozy spots with a touch of campus humor.

Uni Insider Prints

Explore our university-themed prints—perfect for decorating study spaces or offices with clever, insider artwork celebrating campus life.

Uni Insider T-Shirts

Browse our collection of university insider t-shirts—ideal for campus events, casual days, or just showing off campus loyalty with witty designs.