Campus Kid Gifts

"While we certainly congratulate you on your acceptance to the University of Hawaii, Sandra..."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Culture Saturday

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Likes: $2.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'All good things must come to an end.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Bro of Frankenstein

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.