Campus Kid Mugs

"While we certainly congratulate you on your acceptance to the University of Hawaii, Sandra..."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Culture Saturday

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Likes: $2.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'All good things must come to an end.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

Bro of Frankenstein

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

The morning after the night before.