College Kid Corners Prints

"Believe me, you don't want to visit that club. Its members drone on and on."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"My homework ate my dog."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Lost Season

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Student Food Pyramid

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

Student Debt

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.