Collector Of Riches Pillows

'If I can't take it with me, I want to be BURIED with it!'

Clown on bike.

"You're on a what?!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Hay Rides $10

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Lavatory Waterfall

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Posh Easter Egg

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

Doulton Canada Geese

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

The dead sea scrolls

Newest items from the cooler image

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87