Collecting Funny Comics Gifts

"Your room has been comped."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Cariactures

The Fourth Little Pig

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Pray for me.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog ignores angry cat.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Peter