Collecting Funny Comics Pillows

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.

I'm sorry, sir. We don

"Your room has been comped."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

The Fourth Little Pig

Cariactures

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'Pray for me.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Why would a dog wear a hat?