Collecting Humorous Comics Pillows

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'

'You've finally gone crazy - asking that goldfish questions and then ignoring its replies!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Fourth Little Pig

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'Pray for me.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog ignores angry cat.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Peter

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.