Cold Climate Player Gifts

Hockey Season.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Bless You."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Ice Fishing

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Running out of Gas.

Football fan

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Igloo Building.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'California: Here I come!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

I Love Winter!