Cognitive Dissonance Analyzer Gifts

"Except for that wildfire destroying Pasadena, isn’t California beautiful?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"The overthinker"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Confirmation Bias

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

Brain Bomb Detector

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'There are bankers under my bed.'

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"Those are my medals in mental gymnastics."

'Last night I dreamt in widescreen and colour, with director's commentary and added extras.'

Sigmund Freud.

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"