Coffee Quibbler Gifts

What year is this? Pardon? Aromatic. Full-bodied. Very approachable. Buttery. Swish swish swish. Yet with aggressive undertones, and an unforgiving aftertaste. Acidic after all. I should like another year. Something crisp yet dry. It's instant decaf coffee brewer with tap water! He's quite aggressive. And not so full-bodied. Pretentious people stink.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

The Anti-Materialist

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Working from Home: In/Still In

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

Questioning

Boyfriend Shirt.

Voting on their Seats

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

Coffee Coven

'Where's the cheese?'

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

Extreme Coworking Space

"Social media is becoming more and more complicated. How am I supposed to slip a political hate comment in a discussion about baking recipes??"

"I don't care what you say when she leaves the cage door open there's a helluva draught"

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Cull anyone who says "at the end of the day" or "To cut a long story short" more than once in a conversation.

A month of Sundays

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

"They're shifting the responsibility to the people with identifiable skills."

I got a cd, a book, a dvd, a cute tin, some candy, a card, and…Oh, shoot. I forgot to get a coffee. Starbucks.

'I don't dare ask my students to answer questions - they keep expecting prizes like on Oprah.'

At the rubber chicken factory. . .