Coffee Quibbler Prints

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Working from Home: In/Still In

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Boyfriend Shirt.

Questioning

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

Coffee Coven

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

'Where's the cheese?'

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

Extreme Coworking Space

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

A month of Sundays

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

Cull anyone who says "at the end of the day" or "To cut a long story short" more than once in a conversation.

"I don't care what you say when she leaves the cage door open there's a helluva draught"

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Social media is becoming more and more complicated. How am I supposed to slip a political hate comment in a discussion about baking recipes??"

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

'I don't dare ask my students to answer questions - they keep expecting prizes like on Oprah.'

Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.