Coffee Jokers Gifts

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'You've had enough!'

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Working from Home: In/Still In

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I preferred my old title of Executive Vice-President.'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

No more bribes - today.

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

"He worked his way up from kicking the vending machine."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money."

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

'This one's for coffee.'

"So gentlemen, new ship, new crew, what say we start our inaugural team meeting with an ice-breaker?"

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'