Coffee Jokers Mugs

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'You've had enough!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'I preferred my old title of Executive Vice-President.'

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Working from Home: In/Still In

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money."

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

"He worked his way up from kicking the vending machine."

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

No more bribes - today.

'This one's for coffee.'

"So gentlemen, new ship, new crew, what say we start our inaugural team meeting with an ice-breaker?"

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

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